Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in Violet "Vixen" Torres' LiveJournal:

Friday, April 25th, 2003
11:51 am	Im back Its been just about a month or so since the last time that i decided to update, so i thought it would be a good idea if i updated again some time this year. Anyhow here i am, still alive just in case you all thought i was dead. Not much has really been going on im just bummin around and downloading stuff still. Not nearly as enthused as when i first started but still downloading. Well yesterday i was down at the DMV tryring to get a photo id, because im a looser who still dosent have a permit, but anyways that was quite an adventure. Heres a little of how it went.... White Trash Man #1 - Hey ive been here 15 minutes! When do i get my picture taken on than flat piece of shit card?! Receptionist Guy - Well sir most people have been here for hours and still are here waiting. White Trash Man #2 - Shit blackman he just has to get another card to drive leagally cause last time he 'ad on it got taken from some spic pig! I dont know where this here country is going to! Since when has it been wrong to have a few packs a beer and go for a stroll?! Receptionist Guy - Im well aware that im negro and i would appreciate it if you would keep from using derrogatory language in this building. Please go have a seat with the rest of the crowd, and maybe next time youre friend here shouldnt be so drunk when he's driving. White trash Man #1 - Shit man who said i was drunk? Just cause i was a little hard on the gas and runnin shit over dont mean shit! And i didnt run over that kid, so shut the 'ell up! Pussies all of you! Cant drink three 27 packs o beer and drive! Pussies! Receptionist Guy - Sir the state patrol builing is just right over there you want to have a nice patroll oficer come and have a chat with you? How about you take a seat and relax? White Trash Man #1 - Are you whats its called, uh trying to sca' me? I aint scared o no damn pig. The' dumb as shit, stipid pigs! All i need is that damn card shit! YOU suck! Dumbass nigger cant even unde'stan plain goo' ol' english! Receptionist Guy - THATS IT! (takes gun out) SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! IS THAT CLEAR SIR?! OR NEEDED BE TO HAVE SOME ONE TRANSLATE IT IN TO STUPID FOR YOU? White Trash Man #2 - Shit Man! no on' ere said you neede to take the ere gun! Billy bo sit! White Trash Man #1 - I aint scared a no pigs! And i aint scared o no nigge' with a gun! Receptionist Guy - HERE THEN! (shoots at his straw hat) White Trash Man #1 - OK man! im 'oing! damn negro tryin to 'ill me! (receptionist starts to all out shoot at him) That was basically the core part of the day there quite amusing but enraging as hell when you have to sit there for days at a time just to get youre picture taken. Anyways im tired and dont want to type anymore so later. ---Vixen--- Current Mood: chipper (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 27th, 2003
12:16 am	Just another depressing night Tonight im too tiered to care about anything and to depressed to care. I might be back tomorrow, but then why bother its not like anyone of you fuckers really care. Vixen Current Mood: depressed (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 26th, 2003
12:14 am	Another long night for the new internet junkie... I really hate all of this and trully its beyond me why i keep downloading, after all of the frustration it puts me under. Oh well, im at least learning how to have patience, or so i think. I am a new internet junkie! But dont worry, it really shouldnt last, after i get some of the music i want ill fade out back in to whatever it was before that i used to do. Hey, ha! Now i can download porn! FREE! ahahaha! No im not going to download porn, all though since i can temptation is there. Nah, takes too long. Actually tonight im quite awake. Grr. Bla. Grr Grr Bla Grr! I want...'cake! Yea cake indeed! Carrot cake. BLLAAA! Maybe im awake cause i had like a million little 'famous amos' cookies and frothe coffe, hahahaa, gooood stuuuff. Yummm. Im going to go do other things now so byebye! --Vixen-- Current Mood: horny (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 25th, 2003
2:01 am	Ha Ha! Sucess! I have productively been able to download two whole songs! Fasgahgkjadhgahr! fghadgjhakj!witijgaoih! GRRR! I FUCKING HATE 56k!!! ARREEGGGG! #%##!!! ****!! ***((##(((#*******!!!!!! Yea im ok now. I feel better. But im gonna go sleep now cause who knows what insane things i might do as of now. ~~~~~Vixen---- Current Mood: sleepy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:02 am	Damn I Hate 56k Well, today my sisters new computer arrived. And since its the new toy around here i am now deciding to mess around with it. So i downloaded Kazaa and began to download some mp3s or whatever they are, and some of these estimated download times are SICK! Apparently ill be here day and night before like 5 songs even finish downloading. We were considering to get DSL but that shit is expensive. $50 bucks a month is not a cheap pleasure or comodity. So here i see myself sitting forever downloading 100 songs, Damn. I'll keep you all posted as it comes along, well maybe, just depends on how grogy i am by the time anything significant happens. On the other hand the only positive asoect of all of this is that i never have to buy another cd again unless i want to. Unless of course i decide to be very 'mad at $20', but i dont see that happening any time soon. Lets see i can now tell you huys about my weekend...hmm..i hung out with Obed and went to the mall, bought some clothes and sat around...oh yeah i also cooked dinner for Obed. Yeah, ha, how bout' that! I can cook! Well or at least i think i can, and if i cant, Obed, this is the time to tell me. Thats all i can manage to type for now. Good night all you little children. ---Vixen--- Current Mood: drained (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 21st, 2003
12:33 pm	Look at me! Ha! While all of you are aimlessly walking around, im sitting here naked typing to you all! Well not really, im never naked, not even when i take a shower. Im always fully clothed! Always! Im eating popcorn sitting here having no idea what to type, and thinking of little monkey jumping around in trees trying to catch butterflys with thier butts! HA! Makes no sense to you but it all very logical to me! Ha! Grr! BLA! BLA! Im bored and frustrated all at once! And stuck in a house al day with a 5yr old! At least last night i did a nice deed to him. We went to the video reantal place and got Lilo and Stitch, with candy and popcorn. But of course there was a late fee from the time before. And it was $8 DOLLARS! Plus it wasnt my late fee, i share the account with my sister and she insists it was my fault, but it the first time that i ever rented anything! Grr! Thats what happens when im nice. Well one day itll hopefully com back to me and its going to be other prople getting screwed over to be nice to me. Whatever, thats not going to happen. Anyways i want to go do other things so later people. -Vixen- Current Mood: devious (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 20th, 2003
12:30 pm	Grrr.... As of right now i cant say that i care too much anymore about the war thats going on in some 27th world country. But i can tell you that i also dont care of whether or not any of you like my entries. Either way im not loosing any sleep nor am i going to be stressed over what you think or lack the ability of thinking. Well with that said what else is there to talk about? Hmm, well ive been 'babysitting' my nephew this week and from my observations, hes a direct spawn of Satan himself. My nephew is 5 years old and behaves as if he was 1 and a half. Every day we have our battles over just about anything from what hes going to eat and i trying to show him uselessly that Batman is way cooler than Spider-man and that he is the best super-hero out there. All the way around i feel like i never win and its really quite sad. But the upside is hes not mine and i dont have to deal with him for the rest of my life. I also feel like i never want to have any either cause it seems like all small children come from Satan and not the stork. I want to ramble, bitch, and complain some more. Or perhaps i should be totaly incoherent and talk ghetto. But for now this is it before i get kicked off line and have to start all this non sense over Later --Vixen Current Mood: annoyed (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
11:57 am	I Hate Food Im dieting and thats really the reason at this moment in time why i hate food. Otherwise im a huge fan of eating all the time. But then the pounds start to come on at an alarming rate, then youre clothes dont look right, and you end up looking like something simmillar to Jabba the Hutt. And to me thats not very pretty. So i find myself eating rabbit food day and night, counting calories, working out, and yet it seems im stuck. And everywhere theyre telling you all these great diets, eat only meat, eat ice-cream for one week and loose 14lbs! Now really for a lot of people thats all they do all day eat gallons of ice-cream and i dont see then getting any thinner. For all of you who can eat constantly and not gain a pound i trully hate you. Furthermore i used to be like you untill one day it went away, so wait untill youre day comes up and youll be eating like a rabbit too! Grr! anyways thats all i can think of right now Vixen Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)
Friday, March 7th, 2003
10:22 am	You Suck Yes indeed you do suck. Nah never mind it just sounded like a good subject title, the down side to that is that i dont have anything to back that up with. Well i just got up groggily about 15 or so minutes ago thinking it was around 8:30, when much to my surprise its 10. Big whoop...i know that for anyone who reads this damn thing it must be nothing short of torture and im really sorry so for today this is it, im not going to bother. Later, Vixen Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 6th, 2003
10:33 am	I Have Ten Toes and Ten Fingers Yes i indeed i do have ten fingers and ten toes and i guess im especially happy to have all of my fingers, they possess great power that is being used this very moment! The ability to write words and entertain or annoy masses! Either way it is all the same to me, and if i annoy you then why do you keep reading? Yesterday i had no ideas much like today, so i didnt post but ill try and do something here today.... A good subject might be ahhh! not ahhh! but the actual weather here in florida as well as our horrid wild life. This morning i woke up to find a horribly warm and humid day right outside of my door trying to seep in and kill me. Next i decided to go take a look at my ever-glowing pool, only to see what looks like a log laying in there, which turns out to be an alligator. I start to worry how hes surviving the chlorine thats in there and the electric waves 'shocking' the pool, its probably some mutant that once it sees me will lunge thru my sliding glass door just to eat me whole. And that is pretty much florida right there. Every thing kills you or will eventually lead to youre death, so youre trapped inside youre home like a prisoner. You cant go outside cause the moment you do one of two things will happen...1) you will suddenly suffocate and or drown because there is so much humidity youre just breathing in water not air and number 2)is that you will immediately begin to melt in to a gigantic puddle of goo because Florida is actually hell, and the devil forgot to tell people that. After you die and go to hell you actually go to Florida not to the middle of the earth. And also theres A LOT of old people. They stink at driving, curse you out for not giving them things for ten cents, and will hit you with thier cane if you dont get out of thier way at the grocery store. And i nearly become road kill every time i decide to go roller-blading because they 'cant see me'! Oh yes. We also have miniature vampires durring the summer(virtually all year), that will attack in massive bunches and suck youre blood and give you and itch that will make you go retarded. These wonderfull little creatures are mosquitos. They wait for the one moment you open the door to flood in and then feast on you inside youre home for the rest of the day and night while you try to sleep. In the morning, if you survive, you will look extremely diseased with huge red spots all over and the itch which will lead to mental problems and as stated before retardation to an irreversable condition. Heres where youre ten fingers attached to youre two hands come in to play. As you try to swat the mosquittos you just end up 'hitting youreself' which is what makes you look retarded, that later actually leads to some degree of retardation. And thats the whole deal with Florida. So then the next time you all decide to travel here on vacation or to settle down, do not say you have not been properly informed of what florida is really like. I have nothing else to say so until tomorrow, Vixen Current Mood: blah (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 4th, 2003
12:35 pm	I really dont know Hello agian all of you people who for some reason read my journal. I guess todays topic will have to be 'Convienient Foods'- Enjoy! I had the joy of trying all of these first hand because last week my face was the size of a pregnant womand mid-torso when shes 9 and a half months preganant. It gross any way you think about it..no one really likes seeing a woman when shes that pregnant, and farther less a chicks face when it looks anything like that. The only positive side was i know what i would look like if i were to get extreemely fatter...and no offense to any overwieght people out there. Well the foods i had durring this period were Yougurt, Drinkable Yougurt, Soup, Jello, and Pudding. Lets get started! Yougurt- now a days you can find just about any flavor you want no matter how horrible and disgusting it may be. They have flavors such as 'Creamy Dreamy Oreo', 'Chocolate Fantasy', and 'Nut Cherry Cream'. Now really with these names you would think im talking about some pornos or what two drunk hillbillies saw after they got drunk and pissed and puked all over the place, then later named it. Now i did not buy these flavors but why would anybody else? Drinkable Yougurt- well this was by far the most interesting thing i bought. I really thought it was a good idea, because i wouldnt need a spoon or take forever to eat a yougurt. Now then, i get home and decide to try one...my horrid mistake. As i take the first gigantic swipe from it, i realize what went in to my mouth closely resembled semen in every concievble manner, but i had to swallow having nowhere to spit it out. My mom asked what was wrong after my face changed about 1 billion colors in the span of 2 seconds, i said nothing and was forced to drink that one along with the rest of the pack. I got used to it so now i think im prepared for any more odd creamy liquids. Soup- now this come conviently premade for you and stuck in a can chauked full of amazing things called anti-spoil-rot-crap. Anyways it also comes in all different flavors consistencies and ingredients. Taking in to mind that the regular ines have amazing amounts of fat i decided to find the lowest fat and calorie soup i could find. To my surpise i came across the all time favorite chicken noodle soup...but with out the noodles and no chicken, this was i guess so that it went along with the label 'free of everything'. Jello- this isnt really all that bad as long as you dont thiink of what it resembles, a babies crap-fire. Now pudding also comes in insane flavors and names and you start to wonder why they market stuff with these titles to kids. They have scooby doo on the front saying what you think is odd, and of course children flock to it as if there was no tomorrow. Lastly Jello- I stumbled across the jello section of the refridgerators and there was squeezable jello! Amazing! Or so i thought, when i grabed it and threw it in to the shopping cart. Later on at home i tore the box open very exitedly, and starved, and grab one serving. They actually taste pretty good, its that only after so long you wonder why they are sold as long, hard, plump cylinders that require you to suck on them twords the end cause you cant squeeze it out. Hmmm. I dont know. Well those were my great food finds and i think after all of that i might have aquired some handy skills. Now all of you will have the knowledge that you need on 'Convienient Foods' right here Untill next time kids, be safe, Later, Vixen Current Mood: giddy (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 3rd, 2003
2:04 pm	What is this? Well this is my first ever jounal entry, and all was running smoothly, i was enjoying figuring out what spam mail i needed and which i did not. But then i wrote my entry and got kicked off. Then i tried again and when i went to submit, it said i did not have the correct password and erased my entry. So here i am trying again, for the third time in 1hr. Dammit. So i guess i need to write a little about myself. I live in one of the smallest hell-holes ever, or what seems to be, actually about 36,000 people live here but who the hell really cares.....I live in this astoishing town, with my boyfriend about 2mi away. Why our parents decided to settle down here is still far beyond me. Some of you might know my boyfriend, he is Obed "Dreakon" Vetter, hes talked about me a few times and let me say something...he talks the whole truth. Um i dont cyber, but i do hump trees so any one who does to feel free to email me, actually im kidding i hate trees and please dont email me if you do. Later ill fill out my bio, so for now thats enough of me. Today i had the great adventure of cleaning my sludge, goo, grime infested pool and let me tell you that was quite a feat. Fighting Goo-Monsters and getting half-drowned is not most peoples cup of tea, but its all in a days work for me! Well while i was not fighting monsters i was pouring in ultra-mega-mega-super-ChlorineXXVII with goo fighter which burns off youre skin with ease! Ha come and swim in it now! Instead of being green, it is now a great neon blue. It is so bright it reflects its light straight to the moon, and will burn youre retinas in.00089999 seconds flat. It all there now for you to enjoy. Among other things today, prior to pool patrol, i had to take a dump, which to me is wierd cause i never do that early in the day. Well while i was sitting there thinking of tho pigs with bananas in a closed arena with two monkeys, i suddenly realized that i had no toilet paper. Crap! Aha, i can use a towel...ugh no towel in here either. What now? maybe i can use my hand, no thats to messy and i have no soap in the sink and my shower soap is special. So after much thought i did what any rational human being would do, i stood up, pulled up my pants, and flushed the toilet. Problem solved! he haha he he poopie hehe! Anyways thats all for now. Untill my next adventure you all will have to go on with youre lives with out any purpose. Later, Vixen (3 Comments |Comment on this)